…. In a public Restroom.
- Walk out of the stall and say, "Huh, I’ve never seen that color before…"
- Stand on top of the toilet, grunt reeeeally loud, then drop a heavy object in the toilet. Sigh Relaxingly.
- While in the stall, say loudly, "Awwww, isn’t it sooo cuuuute?!"
- Poke amirror underneath your neighbor’s stall and say "Peek-a-boo!"
- Say when you walk out, "Huh, I don’t remember eating that…"
- Whenever someon tries ot get in the restroom, dart in front of them to block them, bark at them, whack ’em in the head, or scream "MINE!!"
- Get a bottle of Mountain dew with squirty lids, run around the room with it between your pants, squeezing it, and shouting "WOAH NELLY!!"
- Walk out and say "Maaaajor clean up in stall #3.."
- Get 73 bottles of water with squirty lids and squirt them non stop in the toilet. Sigh Relaxingly
- Bang on an occupied stall and scream "AAHH!! THE POTATOS ARE COMMING TO GET MEEEEE!!"
- Grunt really loudly for 10 minutes, like you’re in labor
- Some how, get into and occupied stall, tell them you’re not potty trained and ask for help.
- Start singing the ‘I’m too Sexy’ song, start stripping, and throw your clothes into other people’s stalls.
- Reach underneath other peoples’ stalls, complaining of a lost contact.
- Go into the opposing gender’s restrooom, pointing, saying " WOAH! What the heck are those?!", "Oooh, where can I get one?", or stare like you’re very interested, perhaps pretending ot take notes.
Credit to wolffire @ Deviant Art
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6 responses to “15 Things Not to do in a Public Restroom”
Dr. … some wierd stuff there ๐
HA!
I almost laughed myself incontinent!
Nice do!
that was really good. they are an update on the ones i found on lots ofjokes.com. anyway sorry that i havent changed my blog as yet. loads of coursework to do. will change the template and add ur website to my list.
ah i’m in love with your post. i love toilet humor. ๐ thanks.
arrrrrr i like…. some very sexual jokes there ๐