Are you Gay

An interesting test for everyone – do post the results

Macho or Gay


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96 responses to “Are you Gay”

  1. Timmy Avatar

    This is bull, I am gay, and my ring finger on both hands is far bigger than my index finger, And I am not a top, I'm vers, so I am not A super machoguy, far from a flamer, But the fact is that this is unreliable.

  2. Nazar Avatar
    Nazar

    Geeze, I never knew I was a GAY!

  3. Peter Avatar
    Peter

    Both my hands have second fingers shorter than fourth and I've been gay ever since I had my first ever boyhood crush on a handsome blond cutie called Kevin of exactly my age (we share the same birthday) when we were 5.

    I gathered otherwise a long time ago that having shorter 2nd fingers than 4th fingers is a common trait for people of the male gender. Never heard, however, that this is in any way related to sexual orientation until I came across this board.

  4. Nipun Avatar

    my ring finger is bigger but i'm gay.. even i've heard of this concept, but i guess you can't generalise…

  5. u all r foolz Avatar
    u all r foolz

    hey all this is making all u ppl fool… there is a minor difference b/w your finger's size and as a medical student i know that right fingers have this characteristic. so don't think of your self a gay or lesbians… We all know what we are :P…… or don't u knw abot yourself ??

  6. Shayan Avatar
    Shayan

    This is really dumb! Why is this the most read post on this blog? If you want to talk about homosexuality please say something intelligent. Don't set up facile binaries between "machomen" and "gays". The two categories are not mutually exclusive.

    Plus this pseudoscientific diagram is really quite juvenile. I think kids in my middle school used to do this and then bully kids who were found to be gay by these ridiculous rules. Please blog responsibly. You owe that much to your readership.

  7. Buddy Mittar Avatar
    Buddy Mittar

    The fact that this is the most read post on Teeth Maestro says something about the insecurities of the TM readership…ha ha ha

  8. Sadistic Avatar
    Sadistic

    What leadership and what gay? Go to hell all of you. The only gay test with fingers, is to stick your finger in the his ass. If he pulls his butt cheeks open and laugh while asking for more, then he is gay. If he jumps away, then punch you in the face fifty times, then throws all the furniture or rocks at his reach on your head, then set you and your car on fire, then he is STRAIT. Subject closed.

  9. Dr RazaHaider Avatar

    hahahahaa i am safe

  10. Frankestian Avatar
    Frankestian

    just kiddin' …c.ontinue ur job ha. ….ha. ..h.a..

  11. Frankestian Avatar
    Frankestian

    GAYS ARE NOT SO GAEY GUZRAYS …

  12. William Lundquist Avatar
    William Lundquist

    my ring finger is much longer…. and I am the biggest homo around…. lol…

  13. William Lundquist Avatar
    William Lundquist

    I am a big ol queer but quite macho I guess…. Macho Macho Man…….

  14. Omer Avatar
    Omer

    what utter crap.

    all gay should be gaily shot

  15. pchk Avatar
    pchk

    Oh haha, like every sick, straight jerk like you should push a hand grenade STRAIGHT into his/her arse and detonate it.

  16. steven Avatar
    steven

    what a complete load of shit.

  17. EJAZ Avatar
    EJAZ

    Thanks God my ring fingur is bigger than indux but why I find interest in every beautiful boy?

  18. Tahir Avatar
    Tahir

    rotten minds ๐Ÿ™

    must say sorry for all of you –

  19. Sardar Lahore Avatar
    Sardar Lahore

    What's the difference between a refrigerator and the fag Waseem Khokhar of DLA Piper? – The fridge dosen't fart when you take the meat out.

  20. sabri Avatar
    sabri

    wow if this works with girls i must be very mocho!!!

  21. Ed Avatar
    Ed

    I seem to remember reading the original paper in the scientific press about this some time ago, the general idea (bearing in mind the paper was lengthy) was that there was no relationship between the ratio of index and ring finger length and sexuality. Except in the case of gay men with older brothers, such men showed a tendency to have a longer ring finger than index finger; the complete opposite to that stated in the poster. It is currently thought that exposure to higher levels of testosterone during early pregnancy result in the ring finger being longer than the index finger, no doubt whoever came up with this poster only half read the research, did not bother to try and understand it and then applied some social stereotypes (i.e. gay men are effeminate) and then assumed that they must therefore have low testosterone.

  22. mr gay Avatar
    mr gay

    sorry, my ring finger is bigger then index finger, but i m gay+

  23. moony Avatar
    moony

    hi ana gay hahahaha ุงู†ุง ุฌุงูŠ

  24. Abdul Avatar
    Abdul

    How did Mrs Durbar know that her daughter Tasneen was having her period? She could taste blood on her crooked son Saifee Durbar 's little penis.

  25. huma Avatar
    huma

    lame enough !!

    . .. .means half to the world is gay ? or what!

  26. huma Avatar
    huma

    lame enough !

    means half of the world is gay ? or what?

  27. hooooooooohaaaaaaa Avatar
    hooooooooohaaaaaaa

    tapi klo jarinya panjang smua gmna?? sama rata gay pa macho

  28. freaksuresh Avatar
    freaksuresh

    huh…it dose't work..im a gay and it dosent suit me

  29. Muhammad Tariq Avatar
    Muhammad Tariq

    Hmmmm….strange;;; my index finger is considerably smaller than ring finger and I'm….anyways…not a gay while the same situation with one of my coulleage but he is????

  30. Aysh Avatar

    Okay why is this only aimed at men? to be gay or homosexual is genderless so why only the men?

  31. dr jawwad khan Avatar
    dr jawwad khan

    yeeekhhhhhhhhhhhh!

    are you guys a result of some kind of secret laboratory experiments??

  32. Graham Avatar
    Graham

    What a load of shit — it's all conjecture. I'm Gay and my "Ring-Finger" is curved and longer than my index…

  33. Sikander Avatar
    Sikander

    Fortunately i am not gay.. but what about u? whatever you are but this is the most unethical post i have ever seen..

  34. Muhammad Tariq Avatar
    Muhammad Tariq

    well to be a gay is a man's call that's why only men…..:))

  35. Pak Spectator@8284 Avatar

    lol…… Oh God I immediately check my finger's & Thanks God my Index Finger is short than Ring Finger… lol

    I Think it is just joking but some one can feel hurt.

  36. Eugene Avatar
    Eugene

    He he, my Ring finger is bigger than Index Finger, and I an 100% GAY, well 99.9% ๐Ÿ˜‰

  37. Staigt guy with equa Avatar
    Staigt guy with equa

    This chart was made by somebody who s not very secure about their masculinity and has a longer ring finger then index.

    Whatever makes you feel better while biting the pillow is fine by me but I got news for you.

    Just because you won't come out of the closet, it doesn't mean you are not gay.

  38. teeth Avatar
    teeth

    My ring finger is largest than my index finger, but that doesn't make me macho one little bit. I can't think of a more useless exercise than this.

  39. stand Avatar
    stand

    Hah, . . . It's right for me ๐Ÿ™‚

    I'm gay and my ring finger is equal to my index finger. Very interesting . . .

  40. khattak Avatar
    khattak

    my ring finger is bigger than my index finger, but still I am veryyyyyyyyy muchhhhhhhhh gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

  41. Colin Avatar
    Colin

    Haha, fail. My ring finger is substantially longer than my index finger, and I'm gay as rainbows.

  42. gandyjo Avatar
    gandyjo

    but this is lie because my ring finger is bigger and I'm gay like that ps then cease to be gay or something

  43. Jai Malai Avatar
    Jai Malai

    whoa, my ring finger is bigger than my index finger… but I AM GAY! this test lies! lies! lies!

  44. Waisybabu Avatar

    So I really am Macho. Was there any doubt?

  45. Jorge Avatar
    Jorge

    macho man!!