Just found this news item while browsing the net and could not stop myself from laughing
MULTAN, Pakistan (Reuters) – Fateh Mohammad, a prison inmate in Pakistan, says he woke up last weekend with a glass light bulb in his anus. Wednesday night, doctors brought Mohammad’s misery to an end after a one-and-a-half hour operation to remove the object. “Thanks Allah, now I feel comfort. Today, I had my breakfast. I was just drinking water, nothing else,” Mohammad, a grey-bearded man in his mid-40s, told Reuters from a hospital bed in the southern central city of Multan.
Mohammad said. “I don’t know who did this to me. Police or other prisoners.” The doctor treating Mohammad said he’d never encountered anything like it before, and doubted the felon’s story that someone had drugged him and inserted the bulb while he was comatose. Yahoo News
I think this story needs to be carefully dissected and hope we all can help come up with an explanation for inmate Fateh Muhammad as to how the bulb got shoved up *you know where*. I await some good responses from the readers 🙂
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11 responses to “Operation to remove Light bulb from anus”
Utterly bored, prison inmate Fateh deciced to pursue his experimentation on how it actually feels to be George W. Bush. In this attempt, he shoved his head far up his butt. Realizing that it was too dark to see anything, he inserted a bulb up there to highlight his experience.
At the end of the experiment (and resulting operation) Fateh was asked what it felt like. His reply, “what do you think?…it felt like shit!”
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Sorry Awab, I just couldn’t help it…
Omer – I knew I could count on you for one of the best explanations for poor ‘ol Fateh
nah. he was probably dethroned as the resident bitch so he decided to take measures…. heheh (Sorry)
Did you find it funny ? Sorry mate .
Stupid Fateh's friend Kamar, upset at the state of his brothers in the Middle East remarked "Do you know Fateh? I wish someone could shed some light on the shit we have to deal with every day!"
Fateh took his friend's remark a little too literally, and a little too far.
Shahid, that was hilarious!! …
Talk about seeing light at the end of a long and dark tunnel!
Has KESC taken any measures to prevent such tragedies in the future? People running on KESC power is the last thing they would want. If it were to become a fashion, imagine the horrific tale of KESC: 100 watts * 100,000 (average case scenario)
Shame on you…laughing at other people’s misery. I’m forwarding this page to Penn or wherver the hell it is you’re going…just letting them know how much you care about medical ethics.
Firsly can I add…..How the F*** didnt this fella wake up.Surely anyone in there right mind would feel a bulbus lamp being placed in there backside. Lucky for him they dont light prisons in India with flourecent tubes. …Im quiet sure others would have noticed that one….Other prisioner says’ excuse me Fatah, but it seems to me that you have a 5ft fluerecent hanging from your jacksie’.Fatah ‘No where….I cant see it……Somebody turn the light on……Holy shit……turn the light back out….Somebody must have put that there’
light bulbs these days are getting replaced by compact fluorescents and LED based ones, original incandescent bulbs are power h ''