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Sarah Palin meets Asif Zardari and Manmohan Singh

Guest Blog by temporal from Baithak Blog

The first-term Alaska governor plans to meet seven world leaders and former Secretary of State Henry Kissinger in New York City this week, where the U.N. General Assembly is convening. The meetings might help her answer critics who say she is not ready to handle world affairs. Palin obtained her first passport last year. Sarah Palin to meet with 7 world leaders at UN

Here is an exclusive transcript of the one on one meeting between President Asif Zardari and Sarah Palin held today in NYC.

SP: Mr President
AZ: America Khapay
SP: Yes, yes…
AZ: You remind me of Shaheed Bibi
SP: Can I invite back my interpreter?
AZ: Yes, yes
(interpreter takes seat)
AZ: You look too young to have a daughter
SP: Well, kids today….
AZ: On behalf of the people of Pakistan I invite you to Pakistan
SP: Yes, I always wanted to see the Taj
AZ: You can address the joint session
SP: Joint? You smoke too
AZ: How do you know? Oh the CIA must have told you
SP: You must do more Mr President
AZ: More? Do you want to address the Corps Commanders Conference too?
(SP looks at the interpreter: she explains CCC)
SP: Mr President I meant Pakistan must do more in war against terror
AZ: Error? We all make error. Musharraf made an error. Sharif made an error
SP: We have a fight on our hands, we have a lot in common
AZ: Yes, we do. Both of us wear glasses

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(later Sarah Palin meets up with Dr. Manmohan Singh)
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SP: Mr President
MS: Ha ha you are funny
SP: What did I say?
MS: We are the largest democracy in the world
SP: Yes, yes I have heard about it
MS: Good luck in November
SP: Thank you, the world does not need more camel jockeys
MS: We have camels and elephants too
SP: I’d love to skin a tiger
MS: Tamil Tigers pose a problem for us too
SP: Are they also on the endangered species list…
MS: List?
SP: …if they are our Administration would remove them…
MS: Remove what
SP: Then we can both go shoot them
MS: Mrs. Palin…
SP: Call me Sarah
MS: Mrs. Sarah India faces the terrorist menace too
SP: Sad, sad about the Marriott. I prefer Hilton though
MS: Can we talk about the Nuclear business
SP: You must curb nuclear proliferation
MS: Mrs Sarah, you mean Pakistan should…
SP: Oh, am so sorry. You are Indian! You Pakis look so alike


14 Comments

  • Gen Kanai |

    This is funny and we are laughing, and yet we should be crying because of how sad it is that SP should be in the position that she is in.

  • Salman |

    temporal,

    Now how different would the discourse go with Obama? When the issue of the “joint” would come up, Obama would have taken one out and shared it with Zardari. Then both would be singing the song:

    Don’t Bogart That Joint…

  • Nazra |

    As an Alaskan, I can say that this transcript fits Palin’s style. She is all flash and no substance, and is well known up here for not knowing anything depth, relying on her staff to give her the talking points.

    I only wish she was still up here and not running for V.P. We’ll all be sunk if she become the Veep, a job that she confessed she didn’t know much about. Well there’s nothing better than a crash course on foreign policy with best and brightest of the world. Oops, I forgot we were talking here of the President of Pakistan, he is in a class by himself, isn’t he?

  • temporal |

    Sohaib:

    please write to me temporal3 AT gmail

    i checked some of the entires…(harvard, pakistani lady, moving blues)..they would make up for interesting on-going series in “desicritics”

    you have a nice low key, self deprecating, humourous way of narrating things

  • temporal |

    Gen Kanai:
    this is the “fallout” from democracy;)

    Salman:
    :)

    Nazra:
    all the guys mentioned here are “class acts”

    thanks

  • Aaqil |

    This conversation can’t be real, No body can so goof.

    And if it is real then … My Goodness, What a Crap.

  • Aaqil |

    This conversation can’t be real, No body can be so goof.

    And if it is real then … My Goodness, What a Crap.

  • [email protected] |

    You guys su rely missed this part. Zardari meets sarah then sarah meets singh saab. After that zardari meets singh saab. Ss: kaisa laga (america) z: great, jaisay chaho geo z: kaisy lagi ( sarah) ss: hmm bus theek he hay z: (budzauq insaan) ss: sherry sahibah nazar nahi aa rahin z: kiya kaha! (astonished with his mouth wide open)

  • Samer |

    I just cant believe that how fucked up Pakistan is right now. I pity of Pakistani public. How the hell did they vote some douche bag like Asif Zardari

  • Zahid Khan |

    Worst times have arrived therefore Mr. 10% (ten percent) have become leaders of our beloved country. I will not go into the details how corrupt our leaders are. Along with corruption they don't care if poor people live or die. Zardari and his government have sold our country for few dollars and now our national interests are also on sale by him. When I think about the situation in Pakistan my heart really goes, looking at the necessity which Pakistani nation does not have, such as Sugar, Wheat flour, Electricity, Gas, jobs, clean drinking water and there is huge list of other necessities which Pakistani nation does not enjoy. However leaders of Pakistan have turned a blind eye to the problems of poor people. I always wonder that why Pakistan does not utilizes 18 billion people and produce various items which can later be sold in international market such as Airplanes, Fast Trains, Weapon technology and various other items. Leaders of Pakistan have pledged to neglect this nation and they are extremely busy filling their own pockets with stolen poor people's money. I pray to God that the injustice vanishes soon and we see a real and authentic leader who can lead us through prosperity and happiness. I believe the leaders of Pakistan have failed to look after their country and they have failed to show care. We as a nation should unite together and raise against the ignorance we face today. Thank you