Clearance Sale for Hilal-e-Quaid-e-Azam

Pakistan Medal Clearance SalePakistan’s second highest civil award is on clearance sale. Any one who has done or not done any good to Pakistan is welcome to apply. Nationality, status, gender, position, or contribution to any cause is not a criterion. All you need is to appear at the President House, preferably wearing a suit, and be able to stay in close proximity of our President for about five minutes. Your satisfaction is assured through our no risk, no-questions-asked, money-back guarantee.

If for any reason, you aren’t thrilled or satisfied with your medal, we shall be happy to replace this with any other medal of your choice. More than one medals can be considered for individuals assuring continued drone attacks.

Two or more from the same organisation are entitled to 10% discount. Special discounts available for US citizens.

Contact:

R Malik
Advisor for Ulterior Affairs


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12 responses to “Clearance Sale for Hilal-e-Quaid-e-Azam”

  1. Momekh Avatar

    How much for a dozen?
    And can I have names printed on the back?
    And ooh, what about pictures on the straps? Logos even!
    And I am a not a citizen of any country really, but I hear I can get one if I own or have access to a certain number of drones. Your kind handling of my case will be graaatly appreciated.
    Thankaass.

  2. Asad Ali Avatar
    Asad Ali

    @ PPP for sale with 50% reduction

    Gharai Khuda Baksh on leasing available

  3. waqar Avatar

    how sad!

    Wake up guys, may be after sometime whole nation will be on sale with these above criteria….

  4. Zaheer Iqbal Naru Avatar

    i wonder who got the 10% in this deal?
    anyways, this was one of the most annoying disturbing sight for me though i am neither a hyper patriot nor an extremist.

  5. farrah k raja Avatar
    farrah k raja

    The probelem is even if we put Zardari on Sale nobody would buy him.
    Good to see we have started to condemn such actions in a humoureous way instead of grotesque portrayal and abusive language.
    The more calmer we become in our reaction ,the more mature and rationale we are .

  6. shaitan Avatar
    shaitan

    MALL-E-MUFT DIL-E BE REHAM

  7. Asad Ali Avatar
    Asad Ali

    @Zaheer Iqbal Naru,

    you don’t have to be hyper patriotic or extremist.

    a simple, normal, honest, serious citizen will
    protest against this collective, active authanesia

  8. Mani Avatar
    Mani

    Where can i get mine?

  9. KarimG Avatar
    KarimG

    A Tamgha here…A Tamgha there
    Pretty soon all the criminals of the world would have awarded each other all the Tamghas under the sun!

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/politics/7827020.stm

  10. noNonSense Avatar
    noNonSense

    bhi zardari aik tamgha israel kai sadar ko bhee dedo! aur agar stock main kuch aur hain to
    condeliza rice,
    bush,
    blair,
    cheney,
    rumsfield,
    arimtagee
    ariel sharon,
    auntee shameem,
    faryal talpoor,

    aur kuch apney bachon ko bhee dedo….
    mohtaramaa *shaheed* kai bachey hain.

  11. najjames Avatar
    najjames

    Is Qoum ko Ab bhi Jaag Ganah Chahiya nahi toh Aik Aik kaar kay Sary hi sale hoo Gay…. yah Zardari Sub ko Bhekari banah kaar choray gaa