Category: Humor
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Budget & Poverty alleviation
Guest Post by Uncle in a Pickle A short story; strangely similar in principle followed by our bureaucracy and financial managers year after year, while preparing the annual budget. Again, to understand it fully, I narrate it in Urdu: Kai barson ki baat hae, aik nagri ke log bohat khush haal aur pur sukoon zindagi…
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Benazir On Sale for Rs 75 ONLY
While the city of Karachi is a witness to the standoff between MQM and the rest of the opposition which is gearing up for the arrival of the Chief Justice of Pakistan to Karachi. We take a short breather to enjoy looking at an interesting quarter page print advertisement which appeared in one of the…
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Topless Car Wash
I thought twice, if I should post porn video on this site but very quickly decided I most definitely should and see your reaction when you see a some lucky people getting a topless car wash… Do post your comments on your reaction to the video
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WC-2007 Ex-Theme Song for Pakistan
There is no doubt the people of Pakistan were shattered when the Pakistan Cricket Team made an early exit from the World Cup after loosing to a minnow Ireland. The dreams of lifting the trophy vanished into thin air for many leaving a broken heart including a major dent into the pockets of companies who…
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Pakistani Presidents Cursed at 64
For the past few days I have been receiving a number of SMS stating the following information Age 64 & the Presidents of Pakistan Iskander Mirza ousted at 64 Ayub Khan died at 64, Yahya Khan died at 64, Zia Died at 64, & Musharraf will be 64 in 2007 ??? I think its important…
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CJP Issues a Statement to SJC
Credit: Pak Law Blog Start of Statement The SJC on having gone through record passed an order detrimental against my interest and against the interest of institution whereby I have been restrained to work as supreme court judge and chief justice of Pakistan. Such powers are not available at all to a facts finding inquiry…
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Bush’s ongoing War on Terror
This video is hilarious, takes Bush’s War on Terror to an different level altogether – Enjoy
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Happy Holiday’s
I wanted to send some sort of New Year/holiday greeting to my friends and colleagues, but it is so difficult in today’s world to know exactly what to say without offending someone. So on the advice of my attorney, I wish to say the following: Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best…
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Condoms ‘too big’ for Indian men
This is too funny and I simply can’t resist the temptation to post this news report which has just appeared on BBC A survey of more than 1,000 men in India has concluded that condoms made according to international sizes are too large for a majority of Indian men. The study found that more than…
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Eid SMS Messages
There is no doubt that in the recent years, almost every EID is filled with a massive exchange of SMS Eid Greetings. To be honest Eid has not even started in Pakistan as its midnight on chand raat and I have already received over 25 eid wishes on SMS, I can only wonder what will…
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Zune is the ‘F’ word in Hebrew
Many must already know that on November 14th Microsoft is set to launch an iPod rival with the name of ‘Zune‘. Its a feature full media player which is being touted to challenge Apple iPod (I doubt it), Zune has a significant number of variations which can suit any persons needs. Interestingly ZUNE is actually…
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Stunning Video Choreography
A music video produced by the band OK Go for their track Here it goes Again. Its truly some amazing choreography to pull this stunt out and simply watching the video makes me wanna run and buy a couple of treadmills and try this at home, most likely I would fall flat on my face…
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Operation to remove Light bulb from anus
Just found this news item while browsing the net and could not stop myself from laughing MULTAN, Pakistan (Reuters) – Fateh Mohammad, a prison inmate in Pakistan, says he woke up last weekend with a glass light bulb in his anus. Wednesday night, doctors brought Mohammad’s misery to an end after a one-and-a-half hour operation…
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Hu Heckled in the US
The President of China on his recent official trip was not only heckled by a Falun Gong activist during his address on the White house lawns If this were not enough then being heckled by President George Bush, is rude enough by an annoying tug on his sleeve. Many Chinese have said that this was…
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Priceless MasterCard Commercial
A Priceless commercial by MasterCard which has been banned from appearing on public TV. Be forewarned as it is slightly rated so please proceed at your own risk…… Google Video – Banned MasterCard Commercial