HUMOR: Job Vacancies in Swat

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Emirate of Ameerul Momeneen
Sufi Muhammad, Khalifah-i-Awal, Sawat

JOB VACANCIES IN SWAT

ABOUT US

pakistan-swat-talibanEmirate was founded and funded in September 2004 by various international intelligence agencies in Sawat and is recently recognized by National Assembly of Pakistan. Our group takes pride in our tradition of successfully delivering numerous projects of Suicide Bombing, School Demolitions, Public Flogging, Closure of Barber and Video Shops, Truck Bomb Attacks, Military Encounters and Gorilla Warfare.

We have a deep understanding of Terrorism industry dynamics, coupled with solid experience in applying emerging technologies like FM Radio, Wireless Communication and IED’s . Anchored on the premise of delivering practical, yet economical Terrorism solutions, our dedicated team of experienced Terrorists ensures that foreign interest are protected at all costs.

Our dynamic team consists of experienced professionals with extensive experience across multiple terrorism techniques. We are committed to helping our foreign clients solve strategic challenges and create opportunities to drive desired goals through Terrorism technology. We are proud to be strategic partners of USA, India, Saudi Arabia and several international intelligence agencies, and will continue to seek value added partnerships in our endeavor to sharpen our Terrorism focus.

As a responsible Terrorist organisation, Emirates is running various community developments and training project for under privileged children in fields of guerilla war, self exploding, use of weapons, taking over public building, speedy justice through public flogging and indiscriminate shooting. A large number of our trainees are successfully running their enterprises of kidnapping for ransom, bank robberies, and cash van lootings, roadside dacoits, vehicle theft, drug and arms smuggling and bomb blasts for foreign clients.

With our expansion plans in progress, we are seeking talented, creative, result-oriented, self-managed and proactive candidates to fill the following challenging and career-building position:

Qazi cum Flogging Experts

Responsibilities

It is a full time multiple role responsibility, the successful candidates shall act as a Qazi/Justice during normal court hours and in after hours carry on flogging, beheadings and guerilla warfare duties as assigned by Ameerul Momeneen. They will report & assist Head Qazi to achieving the vision, mission, objectives & target set for punishments of poor helpless citizens by TNSM Shoora to create an environment of terror and fear. The successful candidates will order hanging of bodies with polls for any period as to their discretion, blowing up shrines, digging graves and punishing dead and alive without mercy. Sharia shall remain a major cover but any order of Shoora shall be treated as a law even if it is against teachings of Islam and Sharia,.

Requirements:

  • Candidate must have a certificate of training from Taliban recognized Madrassah or group backed by CIA/RAW.
  • No formal education or knowledge of law is required;
  • The candidate must have at least 10 years practical experience of terrorist activities in Afghanista, Pakistan or successfully undergone RAW’s training program;
  • Candidates with Experience in public flogging, beheading or punishing women in Saudi Arabia or Afghanistan will be given preference;
  • Candidates should be expert in use of light and heavy weapons, developing suicide jackets, IED, Truck bomb and conducting road blocks;
  • All candidate should demonstrate their willingness to abide by Taliban dress code and rituals;
  • Ability to implement laws of Emirates without application of mind and in disregard of Islamic teachings. The focus should be on maximum and harsh punishments to terrorize people, religion or humanity are not important

Selection Process:

  • Candidates should walk in for interview with their application written by hand on dry leaves or hides in head office of Emirate, applications written on paper shall not be considered;
  • Do not attach photo’s, applications with a photographs shall not be considered;
  • At time of interview candidate must cover face with black cloth or use medical mask dyed in black color;
  • Practical test includes demonstration of skills of live shooting, beheading and flogging, Emirates will provide living women and children for tests;
  • Weapons test includes an excellent speed of killing and accuracy of hitting girls schools with RPG’s. Half hour test will be carried live any city of Pakistan;
  • All candidates should demonstrate ability of assembling suicide jackets, IED and exploding bridges, cars and public buildings.

We Offer:

  • Free stay in a any house candidate wishes to occupy after killing or ejecting the residents;
  • A luxury stolen 4×4 with facility of free fuel from any gas station, successful candidates can also take away cash on gun point from gas stations;
  • This job is purely commission based, the successful candidates will get 20% commission from robberies or kidnapping for ransom assigned to them after ‘court’ hours;
  • All successful candidates will be allowed to choose any women in area for marriage, in case; women is already married, her husband should first be killed or forced to divorce her as required by Emirates law;
  • All successful candidates will be allowed to smuggle arms and drugs under protection of Emirate and will share 50% of revenue;
  • All successful candidates will be allowed to run part time business of stolen cars or smuggled electronics.
  • Best performing candidates will be assigned ‘overseas projects’ opportunities by Ameerul Momeneen as empire expands;
  • Top 100 performers of the year will be blessed with a ‘one way ticket to havens’ through suicide missions.
  • A comprehensive social security plan includes recruitment of suicide bomber’s or dead employee’s children in force and complementary marriage with his widow by a fellow terrorist.
  • All assignments for successful candidates are legal and covered under Nizam Adal Act passed by National Assembly of Pakistan and duly signed by President.

For further information contact;

Mullah Rockety;
Secretary Recruitments;
Emirate of Ameerul Momeneen Maulana Sufi Muhammad;
Khalifah-i-Awal Sawat.


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63 responses to “HUMOR: Job Vacancies in Swat”

  1. Abu Muhammad Avatar
    Abu Muhammad

    Brother Awab,

    A good humor no doubt but as brutal as the jokes on Sardar Ji & Pathans, if we see from that angle … I wonder why the group wiches to impose Sharia (which is a prescribed way of life and NOT any religon) has been targetted as terrorist.

    May be it is the truth from the QUran which states to the Muslims that Allah will create your terror among Kuffar … hence the terrorist label gives the sadaqat of their being on the righteous path.

    People from all walks of life love your posts and enjoy … but at times such jokes hurts.

  2. Afaque Avatar

    that was hilarious but so true… lol

    had this been situation, a day will come when we will really come across such ads…

  3. Aamir Mughal Avatar

    Mr Ansar Abbasi and his dream of Independent Judiciary???

    Where has gone now the so-called Shariah which Ansar Abbasi was trying to defend while defending Sufi Muhammad, Flogging and Taliban while reciting Quranic Verses of Surah-e-Nur from Quran and what a fun he was reciting Surah Nur Verses to an Unveiled [BAYPARDAH] GEOTV News READER [I wonder where have gone the verses of Quran regarding Veil].. Read the confusion and do read the double talk of Ansar Abbasi. I wonder would he defend his hero CJ or Shairah of Deobandi Taliban – Sufi Muhammad and Tehreek-e-Taliban-e-Pakistan.

    3 news articles of The News International in clash with each other, Ansar Abbasi should drag his editor [for writing anti Sufi Editorial since the day of flogging] in the Court of Shariah Law for the Balsphemy or should Ansar Abbasi approach Supreme Court for suo moto against Rampant Mullahs of Deoband.

    Govt still in control of Swat By Ansar Abbasi Thursday, April 16, 2009

    http://thenews.jang.com.pk/top_story_detail.asp?I

    'Qazis’ verdict can’t be challenged in SC’ Thursday, April 16, 2009 By our correspondent

    Sufi says appeals ‘tantamount to betrayal of Islam’

    http://thenews.jang.com.pk/top_story_detail.asp?I

    The capitulation continues Thursday, April 16, 2009

    http://thenews.jang.com.pk/daily_detail.asp?id=17

    Within hours of the signing of the Nizam-e-Adl regulation, TNSM chief Sufi Muhammad Khan has claimed its provisions grant militants immunity against prosecution for crimes they have committed. This means that murderers, rapists and torturers – such as those who flogged a hapless woman on the streets – will get away scot-free. It is hard to know if the government agrees with the militant interpretation of the new law; an NWFP minister, when asked, declined to comment – but given that we saw what amounts to complete capitulation by the National Assembly as it recommended that the law be signed, it is not hard to believe that this stance by the militants will be greeted only with the silent acceptance of the defeated.

    The spineless display by the provincial government and parliament means the militants are more confident than ever. They have stated they will be 'touring' districts of Malakand and neighbouring Buner to ensure peace is kept. This is rather ominous given that the militants have so far brought with them nothing but violence and suffering. The ban placed on the display of arms in public means nothing, given that this can of course be ended at any time. There has been no mention of de-weaponisation or a surrender of guns, which could perhaps bring longer-term peace in the area. We must see if the government makes any effort to respond to Sufi's claims or whether it is too scared of the militant might to do even this. When finalising its policy, it must also consider what impact the imposition of the militant-dictated law in Swat is having on people. Within the country there has been a wave of despondency, with many fearing the caving-in we have seen in Malakand could be a first step in a more strident charge by militants out to seize the country as a whole. Some have already threatened to march on Islamabad.

    The demoralization and de-motivation we see everywhere as many of us feel that their government cannot and will not protect them can have only a negative effect. The insistence by the PPP that it is a 'liberal' party now has even less meaning than before. In the eyes of the international community, the events of the past few days prove Pakistan is, on its own, not able to stand up to the terrorists. At a time when we need support from the world in the form of both investment and encouragement, this is not the message the world should get from us. The latest talk of immunity from the TNSM chief prove the militants now speak from the mighty pedestal of power, while the rest of us cower below. They will use this power, as they have done before, to crush ordinary people – particularly the most helpless. A failure to punish those guilty of crime will only encourage others to follow similar courses of action and this could spell disaster for the state of Pakistan.

  4. minhaaj ur rehman Avatar

    Excellent. We really don't need enemies from the outside. This blog does a good job of that.

  5. Suleman Suria Avatar
    Suleman Suria

    It's sad that we are making mockery of Shariah punishments.

  6. dr.jawwadkhan Avatar
    dr.jawwadkhan

    "typical obnoxious behaviour of typical liberal donkey"

  7. dr.jawwadkhan Avatar
    dr.jawwadkhan

    guys!

    did any one see last night's "capital talk".sheerin mazari just kicked another secular butt named farzana bari.

    man!

    i love this show.

  8. minhaaj ur rehman Avatar

    Yep. Skiing in Swat? lol its really funny what they want to make out of Pakistan. I wonder why don't they move out, instead of carping about situation 🙂

  9. Imtiaz Avatar

    What is the problem of USA, UK, India, MQM and other so called civilized…………………?

    Well in USA all states have different law, In UK each council have different laws and judgment procedure. So in Pakistan if one local region is demanding their own law to establish peace what is problem?

    Let the things happen in a peaceful way. Every one condemn the use of brutal forces either by so called Taliban or by the Govt. of Pakistan or by the world biggest terrorist USA.

    Look at UK they captured innocent students with no proofs yet? Is this legal? is this lawful? watch today's bolta Pakistan, second opinion, Islamabad tonight (published at pakpoint.com ) you will realize who Pakistani people are mishandled in these so called advance countries.

    Anyhow it is a good fun shown above a good humour.

  10. dr.jawwadkhan Avatar
    dr.jawwadkhan

    yeh…for skiing in sawat that lowlife want to sabotage the peace deal and put the lives of thousand of people in danger.

  11. Danial Burki Avatar
    Danial Burki

    As if the lives of thousands of people were not in danger before! The Taliban were distributing cookies and cake, yeah?

  12. reflection Avatar
    reflection

    @ Danial Burki

    you mean which Talibans ?

    you mean the lives of hundred of thousands of

    Fata and NWFP Pakistani citizens were safe under

    drones and American Army killings ?

  13. dr.jawwadkhan Avatar
    dr.jawwadkhan

    let the nizam e adal work.pakistani media and people will have a close eye on the working of nizam e adal.we haope that this nizam will provide stability in sawat.there will be no reason for taliban to fight.and taliban announced that they will lay down their weapons.army should also withdraw from sawat.decision power will goes in the hands of authorised qazis.

    i think it is best for all.i hope it will work and demands will grow more for similar nizam e adal in different parts of the country because of failure of current judicial system at the lower levels although supreme court is working fine after the restoration. but only shariya can give us the gauranty of peace and prosperity in pakistan.

    justice and peace is required more than ever.

  14. minhaaj ur rehman Avatar

    @dr.jawwwadkhan. Although you'd never hear that, Thanks on behalf of Aasma Jahangir, Awab Alvi and Farzana Bari 😀

  15. dr.jawwadkhan Avatar
    dr.jawwadkhan

    right question:

    "Fata and NWFP Pakistani citizens were safe under

    drones and American Army killings ?

    the fact is that gen pervez musharrf started this war for his vested interest.for the sake of his power he set the whole country on fire.as we see never ending series of attack and retaliation.you stop attacking on them they will stop retaliating.simple

    why don't you search for the answer of the basic question that what will you do when your father,mother,brothers and sisters got killed by men in uniform?

    will you say that you people did a great job?

    will you salute them and say that i am happy for this sacrifice?

  16. Aamir Mughal Avatar

    guys!did any one see last night’s “capital talk”.sheerin mazari just kicked another secular butt named farzana bari.

    man!i love this show.[Dr Jawwad Khan]

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    Dear Jawwad Sahab,

    Ms Shireen M Mazari shouldn't have left her house without Mehrem Male as per Islami Shariah which she support and stop trimming her hair and start observing veil instead of participating in TV shows without any proper dresing or veil

    The Manners of the Woman Leaving (exiting) the home (house)

    – The Hijaab- Not using perfume- A light walk, so that the (bing) noise of her shoes is not heard,

    Allah ta’ala says: “…and let them not stamp their feet so as to reveal what they hide of their

    adornment.” [Suratun-Noor: 31]

    – And if she walks with her sister and there are some men, she does not speak with her companion (i.e. her sister), and this does not mean that the woman’s voice is ‘awrah, but the men hearing the voice of the woman, it is possible that it could lead to fitnah.

    – That she should ask for permission from her husband if she is married

    – If she is going a distance which is considered traveling, she doesn’t exit except with a mahram

    – Not mixing with men

    – To be endowed with shyness

    – To lower her gaze

    – Not taking off her clothing in other than her house, if she means with that displaying (herself), verily it comes on the Prophet (sallallaahu ‘alaihi wa sallam) that he said, “any woman who takes off her clothes in other than her husband’s house, verily revealed (unveiled) the sutrah between her and her Lord”

    The Noble Qur’an [Tafseer Ibn-e-Kaseer and Qurtubi]

    Surah Al-Ahzaab, Verse #59

    ‘O Prophet! Tell your wives and your daughters and the women of the believers to draw their cloaks (”Jalabib”) veils all over their bodies (screen themselves completely except the eyes or one eye to see the way Tafseer Al-Qurtabi) that is most convenient that they should be known (as such) and not molested: and Allah is Oft-Forgiving Most Merciful.”

    Surah An-Nur, Verses #30 and #31

    ‘And Say to the believing women to lower their gaze (from looking at forbidden things), and protect their private parts (from illegal sexual acts) and not to show off their adornment except only that which is apparent (like both eyes for necessity to see the way, or outer palms of hands or one eye or dress like veil, gloves, head cover, apron), and to draw their veils all over Juyubihinna (i.e. their bodies, faces, necks and bosoms)

    From the Hadith…..

    Sahih Al-Bukhari Volume 6, Book 60, Hadith # 282

    Narrated Safiya bint Shaiba (Radhiallaahu Ánha) “Aa’ishah (Radhiallaahu Ánha) used to say: “When (the Verse): “They should draw their veils over their necks and bosoms,” was revealed, (the ladies) cut their waist sheets at the edges and covered their faces with the cut pieces.

    Sahih Al-Bukhari Volume 1, Book 8, Hadith # 368

    Narrated ‘Aa’ishah (Radhiallaahu Ánha) Rasulullah (Sallallaahu Álayhi Wasallam) used to offer the Fajr prayer and some believing women covered with their veiling sheets used to attend the Fajr prayer with him and then they would return to their homes unrecognized . Shaikh Ibn Uthaimin in tafseer of this hadeeth explains “This hadeeth makes it clear that the Islamic dress is concealing of the entire body as explained in this hadeeth. Only with the complete cover including the face and hands can a woman not be recognized. This was the understanding and practice of the SAHÂBAH and they were the best of group, the noblest in the sight of Allaah (swt) with the most complete Eemaan and noblest of characters. so if the practice of the women of the sahabah was to wear the complete veil then how can we deviate from their path? (Ibn Uthaymeen in the book “Hijaab” page # 12 and 13)

    Sahih Al-Bukhari Volume 1, Book 4, Hadith # 148

    Narrated ‘Aa’ishah (Radhiallaahu Ánha): The wives of Rasulullaah (Sallallaahu Álayhi Wasallam) used to go to Al-Manasi, a vast open place (near Baqia at Medina) to answer the call of nature at night. ‘Umar used to say to the Prophet “Let your wives be veiled,” but Rasulullah (Sallallaahu Álayhi Wasallam) did not do so. One night Sauda bint Zam’a the wife of the Prophet went out at ‘Isha’ time and she was a tall lady. ‘Umar addressed her and said, “I have recognized you, O Sauda.” He said so, as he desired eagerly that the verses of Al-Hijab (the observing of veils by the Muslim women) may be revealed. So Allaah revealed the verses of “Al-Hijab” (A complete body cover excluding the eyes).

    Tirmidhi with a SAHIH chain reports…

    “Rasulullaah (Sallallaahu Álayhi Wasallam) said “All of a woman is ‘awrah.” (Shaikh Muhammed Salih Al-Munajjid quotes this hadeeth narrated by Tirmidhi with a sahih isnaad and says this is a direct hadeeth from Rasulullah (Sallallaahu Álayhi Wasallam ) and has made it clear that a woman must cover everything including the face and hands!)

    Abu Dawood Book 14, Hadith # 2482

    Narrated Thabit ibn Qays (Radhiallaahu Ánhu): A woman called Umm Khallad came to the Prophet (Sallallaahu Álayhi Wasallam) while she was veiled. She was searching for her son who had been killed (in the battle) Some of the Companions of the Prophet (Sallallaahu Álayhi Wasallam) said to her: You have come here asking for your son while veiling your face? She said: If I am afflicted with the loss of my son, I shall not suffer the loss of my modesty. Rasulullaah (Sallallaahu Álayhi Wasallam) said: You will get the reward of two martyrs for your son. She asked: Why is that so, oh Prophet of Allaah? He replied: Because the people of the Book have killed him. Abu Dawood Book 32, Hadith # 4090

    Narrated Umm Salamah, Ummul Mu’minin (Radhiallaahu Ánha): When the verse “That they should cast their outer garments over their persons” was revealed, the women of Ansar came out as if they had crows over their heads by wearing outer garments. Abu Dawood Book 32, Hadith # 4091

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    I hope if you had read Ms. Shireen M Mazari on Swat Flogging in the Newspaper, because these intellectual say something popular on TV but write entirely on different lines in the newspapers and particularly when the newspaper is english. Did Ms Shireen Mazari defended the Pure Islamic Punishment of Flogging in Swat in GEO TV Capital Talk Show like this:

    Barbarism and a desensitised leadership Shireen M Mazari

    Wednesday, April 08, 2009

    http://thenews.jang.com.pk/daily_detail.asp?id=17

    As if all that was not enough, we were confronted with the abhorrent video of the flogging of a teenage girl in Swat. Tragically, the whole debate seems to have been reduced to the timing of the event – as if that makes the crime, for that is what it is even under the Shariah laws of this country, any less horrific – and to the authenticity or otherwise of the video itself. The fact of the matter is that regardless of these issues, such inhuman acts against women have been taking place across the land, not only at the hands of the Taliban.

    Which brings up the real issue – that is, of the state showing tolerance for such brutalities against women. Apart from the Taliban, many others are guilty of such barbarism in Pakistan. We have seen the tribal leaders of Balochistan and the feudals of Sindh and Punjab, as well as the elite of the Frontier, conduct equally horrendous brutalities, and only the lack of a video prevented us from literally hearing the screams of the hapless women and girl victims, either buried alive or killed by dogs or shot by their own parents – to name just a few of the ways women are abused in this country, because the state is unable to show zero tolerance.

    On the contrary, male politicians from across party lines defend such crimes on grounds of tradition and "culture," while the Taliban use a distortion of religion to defend the indefensible. Can one forget the so-called secular ANP refusing to raise its voice against honour killings because of "tradition" a few years back? Now, once again, we have seen the cowardly position taken by the ANP's provincial minister of information, Iftikhar Hussain, in targeting a dedicated Samar Minallah, instead of those who may actually be guilty of taking the law into their own hands in the now apparently sub judice case of the flogging incident. Of course, the fact that President Zardari is still sitting on the Adl Ordinance means that there is no clarity of actual law prevailing in Swat and Malakand, but then who will get the president to behave in a rational fashion – one way or another?

    Unless the state shows zero tolerance for crimes against women – there are ample laws existing in Pakistan protecting women – and effectively exercises its writ, all elements of barbarism under many guises will violate women at will. We, as citizens, are also guilty of a selective approach to dealing with crimes against women. After all, the elite's and human-rights activists' consciences awaken to the barbarity of the Taliban but remain muted in so many other cases – after an initial hue and cry. That is why the present government has been able to have as cabinet members those who have been identified as perpetrators of abuse and violence against women no less repugnant than the flogging of the young teenager in Swat. And what of the physical and mental abuse of Dr Aafia from the time of her arrest to her surfacing in New York? Under what law and which state's political jurisdiction was she violated and remains incarcerated? And what of the elite businessman who shot his daughter in Asma Jehangir's office in Lahore? Either we show zero tolerance for all crimes against all women or we will continue to lose space to the extremists – be they religious, feudal, tribal or urban elitist.

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  17. Danial Burki Avatar
    Danial Burki

    Dr Jawwad, why did the drone strikes and army operations begin in the first place?

  18. Imtiaz Avatar

    I was thinking of this blog a true Pakistani blog but now I have certain doubts about that. This is really a shameful post by this blog in which they have made a fun of our own system. Let us think and write seriously. This is not a joke. Why in Pakistan different area can not have different laws?

    If you are so much concerned about this Dr Awab why you are unable to write about MQM Gunda Gardi in you own city Karachi why you do not raise human rights concern at your own city Karachi. Charity begin at home first make your city clean of these dirt MQM terrorists

    There is no problem in niza-i-adal if the local people have no problem with it.

  19. minhaaj ur rehman Avatar

    I don't consider this post half as bad as bad mouthed people have made it. I have no personal problems with Awab. Hes been active in websphere for quite sometime now and apparently hes awarded by some western research report as 'most popular' blog of south Asia. Hes been actively reporting news, rather hyperactively in Pakistan.

    Being a fair and impartial muslim, i guess i should recognize his right to promote secularism as much as anyone else even if it goes against mainstream and i could really ignore this post and i really have if retention is what you call long-term memory.

    But, i can't ignore this. https://teeth.com.pk/blog/2006/02/03/controversial

    Musuf ne cartoon publishing ko 'journalistic' efforts kaha ha aur justify kerne ki nihayat juratmandana koshish ki ha. Nihayat 'enlightening' links bhi pesh kiye hein iss stupid or blasphemous logic per aur awam se bherpor appeal farmai ha k isko endorse karen. Thats pretty much it for me.

  20. dr.jawwadkhan Avatar
    dr.jawwadkhan

    because pakistan became an ally against war on terrorism.they sold their identity,dignity,self respect and sovereignty at very low price.took a u turn.became an enemy of those whom you supported,armed and used for your own agenda.you let them annihilated when they need your support.you handed over the ambassador who had an immunity according to the international laws.

    but that was not enough.you started hunting and killing alquida members.

    but that was also not enough.

    you started attacking on those non pakistani mujahideen who came at the time of afghan jihad and settled in tribal area where they built their houses,got married,had a family and enjoyed the status of the guests in the tribal area.they followed strictly the rules and customs of tribal area.the people of FATA never had a propblem with these people.infact they had been mingled with tribal society.

    for more dollars our people stormed at tribal area to prove their loyalty for the americans.

    "pakistani army did not differentiate between alquida and non alquida foreigners.and then this all mess started up.

    you went to the war agaist the sentiments of your own people.

    you violated their pride of protecting their guest.

    you attacked with jet fighters and bombed their houses.

    you killed their love ones.

    and outraged a hard line religious martial race with low temprament using utmost bruitality and now you are complaining about their retaliation.

    why asking these questions?

    do you wanna say that we were innocent and we were sleeping in our houses and suddenly taliban came and attacked us with out any reason?

  21. Danial Burki Avatar
    Danial Burki

    "Guests"! Heh, that's what we're calling mercenaries and terrorists now?

    What did the Tallies and Al Qaeda expect the US to do after 9/11? What if these "guests" were transnational terrorists? Those that provide these transnational terrorists are aiding and abetting them.

    Oh wait, you think that the US did 9/11 itself. I wonder why I bother.

  22. Danial Burki Avatar
    Danial Burki

    Minhaj, why are you Muslims so insecure about your beliefs, your god and your prophets? Seriously; you claim to have the ultimate truth and yet you act as if the slightest bit of criticism or poking fun at your figures will cause your faith to crumble. What are you scared of? Why is it that your lot go around burning property and killing people (their own, mind you!) because of "outrage"?

    Sheesh.

  23. reflection Avatar
    reflection

    Danial Barki,

    what tallies, Al-Qaidah and 9/11 are you talking,

    the one USA has its trade mark on " made in USA "

    are you working with NGO's having datas from CIA ?

    because you sound as naive as a missionnary's adept !!

    Americans are the only and biggest evil on this

    planet, what do you think ? are they not ? if you

    think they are not, prove it, mate !!

  24. reflection Avatar
    reflection

    @ Danial Barki,

    you really believe in your Khalifah ? and his God ?

    and other secular/marxist dieties ? God and Dodesses !

    its been 1400, you guys are trying your but-arse to

    disintegrate Islam, yet even after getting butted in

    your respectives solitaire arses, you are still

    sexpecting a holy miracle of eliminating Islam,

    please wash your mouth and your stinking holy crossed

    evangelist Indian/Rabwah secualr arse.

  25. reflection Avatar
    reflection

    @ job's vacancies

    you can address with your green card and CV

    computorised and provided by State Department USA

    Taliban section,

    chief Controler

    Mr.Baitullah Mehsood, recruiting officer

    job : transport, training, financing, brain washing

    bomb blasts and destructions of girls schools

    and flogging the same girls regularly filming

    fake videos to distribute all over evangliste

    paedophile Church !!

  26. Danial Burki Avatar
    Danial Burki

    The US is the biggest evil in the world? Huh?

    I thought it was the Hindus…

    No wait, the Jews!

    No no, ZIONIST Jews!

    But what about Dajjal?

    And the freemasons?

    I'm confused!

  27. Danial Burki Avatar
    Danial Burki

    @reflection: you're a pretty crap mindreader. What makes you think I'm Marxist? Or that I have a god/deities? Heh.

    What kind of angraizi is "trying but-arse"? Heh. There's that repressed Muslim homoerotic sexuality popping up again! (p.s. that's another thing organised religions have in common: the urge to rape young boys. So the paedophile church you mentioned can double up with the madrassas where ulema-e karam are abusing boys!)

    As for disintegrating Islam, no one had to try anything. It only took two caliphs after Mohammed for the fighting to start. And how many sects are there today? 72? They'll probably end up killing each other off before Issa returns!

    The last bit is comedy gold, though: "please wash your mouth and your stinking holy crossed evangelist Indian/Rabwah secualr arse."

    I get that there are cross-kissing christians in India, but Rabwah is in Pakistan. And evangelical loonies hate secularists just as much as you muslas. I suggest you sort out your confusions or else you'll be in no shape to defend the ultimate religion of Islam. 😀

    you really believe in your Khalifah ? and his God ?

    and other secular/marxist dieties ? God and Dodesses !

    its been 1400, you guys are trying your but-arse to

    disintegrate Islam, yet even after getting butted in

    your respectives solitaire arses, you are still

    sexpecting a holy miracle of eliminating Islam,

  28. stupid man Avatar
    stupid man

    This is really a shameful post by this blog in which they have made a fun of our own system. Let us think and write seriously.

    ………………………….

    Bhai: 70% of our population still stay in small villages. Women, men and children work in farms together, they can not afford to wear shuttle cock burka. When was this our culture and how come flogging and digging graves, hanging bodies with poles was Pakistanis culture…Pakistan of today and Ghandhara/Moanjodaro civilization of past is a liberal and tolerant. Islam spread in this region by Sufism, dance, liberalism and Quali…not with sword and gun.

    Allah Pak ne aap ko akal de hai, use it and tell us whats the religion of 'peace' which allow suicide bombing, exploding shrines, beheadings, blowing schools and attacking circket teams…all this Mehsud has taken responsibility!

    If this is Islam, I renounce it ! My Islam is religion of peace. My Allah is one who has forgiveness and RAHEEM. My faith is of mecry and forgiveness not terror.

    You decide you follow terror or peace. Islam means peace, Taliban and political mullah means terror and force. You follow terror I follow peace. I wont force others to follow me. Allah is there to decide who is right!

  29. dr.jawwadkhan Avatar
    dr.jawwadkhan

    @danial burki!

    typical of secular fascist 🙂

    "every muslim is a transitional terrorist"

    just one question!

    afghanistan! ok..fine

    why iraq?

  30. dr.jawwadkhan Avatar
    dr.jawwadkhan

    "Islam spread in this region by Sufism, dance, liberalism and Quali…not with sword and gun"

    laugh out loud babe…..especially for dance part.

  31. Danial Burki Avatar
    Danial Burki

    @Dr Jawwad: Iraq was an absolutely unnecessary war that resulted in the deaths of countless innocent people. Further, it gave Al Qaeda reason to enter Iraq (note that Al Qaeda was never a force in Iraq, contrary to the Bush administration's lies). And therefore, it has nothing to do with the war on terror.

    And when did I ever support the war in Iraq?

    It is an indication of either your lack of readings skills or your lack of understanding that you think all secular-athiests agree with EVERY policy of the United States and whatever government is in charge. Unlike you lot, we can actually think for ourselves.

  32. dr.jawwadkhan Avatar
    dr.jawwadkhan

    oh

    my

    god!

    when did i said that you supported iraq war?

    but you are said that america attacked afghanistan because alquida attacked on twin towers….right?

    i agreed(for a moment)…and asked why iraq?

    on one hand you defend some one because people think that the one is our enemy.you ridicule that argument,you believe that all muslims are lunatics and schizophrenic.

    and when some one produces irrefutable argument, you change your position and become neutral and righteous.

    is it a some kind of funny game?

    or you do not know why the great majority of the people on planet earth is against america?

    or you do not know the history of 20th century?

    or you do not know about america's criminal support for israel?

    you say that i am against the israel because it is a religious state but in meanwhile you blame hamas of "similar kind of atrocities" on its own palestinian people.

    stop this tricky game.i am fed up of this kind of hypocrisy.

  33. Mohammad Ali Avatar
    Mohammad Ali

    There is a phobia in comments following this post, and that is that TALIBAN are the embodiment of Islam and Islamic system. Speaking against Taliban is like speaking against Islam, and hence punishable?

    Guys, we fail to recognise Taliban as a an etity, whose political agenda is defined to be implementation of Wahabi interpretation of Islam i.e. the kind present in Saudi Arabia.

    They can be wrong in there means to achieve it, why is that questionable means i.e. blowing up Girls School and Suicide Bombing of Civilians in mosques, markets and election camps tied with it being part of Islamic system.

    Nobody defends them by telling the merit of these techniques within Islam, but they start abusing the questioner with mockery of being a 'Liberal' ????

    Taliban are a political entity, and they have their agenda, and they employ the military and combatant means to get it, disregarding the collateral death of innocent unarmaed combatant people. That fellow friends, is wrong, by any standards, including Islamic or modern Democratic and Social-Welfare models, in a similar fashion as the US Drone-Attacks are wrong and unjustified.

  34. Danial Burki Avatar
    Danial Burki

    By simply asking me about Iraq, you've by implication asserted that I have blanket support for the US. And that's simply ridiculous.

    There is no funny game: I base my positions not on any love for the US or for Israel; I do so based on my ethical views and whatever reliable information I get.

    I can condemn Israel, but does that mean I don't condemn Hamas/Hezbollah for doing the same thing? Only dodgy people do that.

    And what "irrefutable" argument did you present? Heh.

    There's no hypocrisy, Dr Jawwad; stop trying to look for a conspiracy just because you can't wrap your head around the diversity of ideas you confront here.

  35. Mohammad Ali Avatar
    Mohammad Ali

    @Dr. Jawwad!

    this is in response to your comment in which you 'laughed out' on the 'Islam spread by sufism, dance and qawwali' part of a comment.

    I would like invite you to read the writings and bio-graphy of Hazrat Bull-e-Shah(Kasur), Laal Shahbaz Qalandar(Sehwan) and Hazrat Moen-uddin Chisti (Ajmai Shareed). These guys in their individual capacity are responsibel for converting over 1 million Hindu's and Sikh'sto Islam, thats a confirmable fact.

    Bull-e-Shah was a avid poet, and a followed Dancer, He used to Dance in Lahore, at the dargah of Hazrat Anait Shah wali. Laal Shahbaz Qalandar, who not only fought for protection of Muslims and non-muslims of the area, used to do Dhamaal on beat of Drums, which attracted crowds from far, and hence made it easy to bring them to Islam. Hazrat Moeenuddin Chishti was an avid musician who practically invented the genre Qawwali in sub-continent.

    Please, I agree witht he comment above, Islam, employed all the means here, excluding the War. It is the sheer Zia-erra publication of the idea, that war brought Islam in sub-continent.

    it was men like Bull-e-Shah, Moeen-uddin CHishti, Laal Shahbaz Qalandar. Please laugh at them all you want to, but the fact of the matter is, that it is the truth!

  36. dr.jawwadkhan Avatar
    dr.jawwadkhan

    @Mohammed ali!

    dhamal or wajd is the names of internal feelings of a very special kind which reflect through their body movements.

    these feelings are claimed to be a result of some special connections.claiming that these high level personalities converted millions of people by dance and qauwwali is "UTTER NON SENSE"

    what did i say?

    "UTTER NON SENSE"

    please read the "kashf ul majoob" of hajweri sahib rehmatullah aleh,you will realise that what makes the world of a sufi upside down. and how it attracts other people to that sufi.

    you people are allergic to shariyah.i can understand that.

    but for godsake if you are promoting sufism then atleast learn some thing about "tassuwuf".

  37. Mohammad Ali Avatar
    Mohammad Ali

    🙂 I am a practitioner of Sufism, and I follow the Qadria school of teaching, the one prevalent in Indian Sub continent.

    Yes I have read Kashf-al-Majoob, like ages ago. and I must say your definition of 'wajd' or 'dhamal' is probably 1% of the whole concept.

    I guess you are doing what others do, read 'kash-al-Majoob' or any good book, and take 1 penny which is in lieu with your belives, and close it down.

    Sufism has nothing against music, dance or anything related as long as it is intended towards self-purity and preaching of Humanistic Islamic teachings, that includes and validates Qawwali, Dhamaal, Singing and a whole lot of other concepts.

    🙂 Qawwali, dhammal, singing, langaar(free food) were a means to draw crowds, and then to address them and bring them closer to the reality of Human Beings, the just path, and the path of Islam.

    I am not allergic to Sharia, I am allergic to its foolish interpretation, which Taliban and the elements who follow them believe it to be.

  38. Mohammad Ali Avatar
    Mohammad Ali

    It was for this kind of interpretation Bull e Shah said

    "Karam Sharah Day Dharam Batawan,

    Sangla paawn Peerin,

    Ishq na manda zaat mazhab noon,

    Ishq Shara da veri"

  39. dr.jawwadkhan Avatar
    dr.jawwadkhan

    Qum bay iznillah keh saktay thay jo rukhsat huway

    khanqahon men reh gaey hen gorkan ya majawir

  40. Mohammad Ali Avatar
    Mohammad Ali

    🙂

  41. karachite Avatar
    karachite

    arz kiaa hai,

    bey-deenon kai dil main aik aur darrr agaya,

    Allah kaa to naa aya magar swaat kaa agaya,

    raaton kee neend urr gaee tabb sai,

    howaa hai swaat main aman jab sai

    abhee kal hee london kai peer nai farmaya hai,

    sindh main naa aney dengay unkoo,

    izzaat maa-aab peer sahib,

    kiaa monh-kee-bawaseer hai aapko?

    seylaaab rokney kai liey bandh bandnaa parhtaa hai,

    Sindh kee fikar kai liey karachi anaa parta hai,

    aey Islambaad kai observer,

    zara zameen per utar kai to dekh,

    yai berozgar qaum, bila-tankhwaa,

    iss job per apply naa kardey!!!

  42. stupid man Avatar
    stupid man

    Word Bhangra is drived from Bhang…a weed commonly used at shrines and a cultural drink of punjab.

    Word Dhamal is drived from Dhum…or bang…tradition of dance on drum deat and gngroo..traditional dance of sub continent.

    During prophets time Sahaba used to drink alcohol, it was banned years later…and that day drains were flooded with alcohol.

    Where is hardliner and extreme in Islamic teaching or attracting people to be men of God, how many graves prophet dig to punish dead, how many dead bodies he hanged with polls, how many suicide attacks he ordered?

    Islam has always respected culture and gave people freedom and choice between right and wrong and left all to day of judgment. Not forced them through sword to become good guys.

    Taliban version is of jahil saud family for exploitation of week.

  43. dr.jawwadkhan Avatar
    dr.jawwadkhan

    @karachite!

    hahahahahhahahahah

    that's great buddy! thats really very great

    especially bawaseer part.

    mukarrar

    mukarrar

  44. reflection Avatar
    reflection

    @ stupid man,

    you must stop thinking loudly

    like Danial Barki. Yes American version of

    Taliban and PPP's failed Govt's version has

    one thing common, both are savage and non Islamic.

    @ Danial Barki,

    Those who kept silence on Iraq are equally

    responsible and had approved USA and Zionist,

    action by their silent participation !

  45. reflection Avatar
    reflection

    Mohammed Ali,

    sufism is next to sikhism, and hunduism, all are

    fanatics and extremists, sufis don't believe in

    anything, its another form of Talibanism, but

    diferently intoxicated and drugged, but equally

    dangerous, and corrupt, this form of mysticism is

    labelled falsely as sufism, term invented and adopted

    by sectarians and corrupt elements of the society needed

    to find excuses and justifications to have all free,

    allowed and permitted, in the name of devine !

    Passionate poetry can not prevent esthma and allergies,

    created by corrupt and protected Industrial polution, the

    cure is not in spreading love and hippism. Human behaviour

    is always functions with laws, honesty, sincerity, and

    serious attitude to solve problems of everyday !!

  46. Danial Burki Avatar
    Danial Burki

    @reflection: More people protested the Iraq War in the West than in the Muslim World. So much for your 'silence' argument.

  47. Aamir Mughal Avatar

    Penal Tribunal to judge their crimes against Humanity. [Reflection]

    ===================

    Dear Reflection

    It is Haram to demand Trial under Secular Court:

    Sufi Muhammad is a True Momin and Pious person dont talk about him like that because he follow Quran and Hadith in the most correct possible way:

    The TNSM chief praised the ‘Pakhtunkhwa government’ for the enforcement of Nizam-i-Adl and said people of the region would remember their efforts for a long time.

    http://www.dawn.com/wps/wcm/connect/dawn-content-

    End judicial system by April 23, demands Sufi By Essa Khankhel Monday, April 20, 2009

    Claims Islam does not allow democracy or elections

    http://thenews.jang.com.pk/top_story_detail.asp?I

    MINGORA: Tehrik Nifaz Shariat-e-Muhammadi (TNSM) chief Maulana Sufi Muhammad has warned the government to wind up its judicial system within four days and establish the appellate court of Darul Qaza for the Malakand division, or he will re-launch his protest campaign.

  48. reflection Avatar
    reflection

    @ Karachite ki nazm se mutassir hokar arz kia he

    la-deenon ke dil baithey jatey hein

    taliban agaey!woh dauray jatey hein

    Unko atta nahin khauf-e-Khudah kabhi

    Baqi sab atta he, aur jatta he sabhi

    Sawati bhoot attay hein unko nazar,

    janib-e-Bait-ul-khala unki he nazar

    Peer-e-fughan-e-der-o-haram ki sun,

    paan par sanchi ke,jan atti he nazar

    Talib-e-shauq randha-e-dargah kiun ho,

    kash !Wappasi apki, Karachi hi mein ho

    anay na dengay sindh mein ham unko,

    Sindh na ho, apkay baap ki jagir ho

    Selaab hi par to bandha jata he band

    bawasir-e-Dahan mein hota he muhn band

    Raqib-e-peer-e-tasmah-pa, o london walay

    kahin dubba-e-gunj-e-gohar hojae na band

    Raqib Luchnawi

    Peer Sahib se ma'azarat ke saath

  49. Danial Burki Avatar
    Danial Burki

    Poetry is haram!! How dare you?! Are you an American agent too?!

  50. dr.jawwadkhan Avatar
    dr.jawwadkhan

    @reflection!

    good oyeeeeeee.bohat ala

    sahab jawab naheen hey is nazam ka.

    jadeed mazahiya shairee ko aik naya rukh de diya hey aapnay?

    bawaseer ko itni khobsoorti ke saath kabhi kisi shair ne istemal naheen kia.

    bohat ala.mashq e sukhan jaree rahey.