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  • Gov. Ibad gets UK benefits

    This case was brougt to my attention first by Shobz and a day later was followed by an email from my friend Omar Qureshi. It must not be too embarassing for our Gov Ishrat ul Ibad to take medical and housing benefits while he languishes in luxury in Pakistan, but it is indeed very embarassing…

  • Not-as-Bad

    Located at Slate.com

  • Marching to an Illegal war

    In March 2002 long before the US publicly started waging its illegal war on Iraq it had already done some groundwork with its commitments with the American Poodle (UK). In a secret meeting held in Texas in July 2002 Blair and Bush agreed on principle to invade Iraq even if the UN or other nations…

  • Why Sunnis Blow themselves up

    An interesting article appeared in Asia Times Online which tries to analyze why the US forces continue to face a great deal of resistance in Iraq with the latest surge in suicide bombers targetting the US military personnel. I quote a few intersting argmuments extracted from the article. What should frighten Washington is not the…

  • Jackson Not Guilty

    Moments ago at 2:15 am Pakistan time, Michael Jackson has been found not guilty on all 10 counts. To me this was surely a very surprisingly judgment that the Santa Barbara jury passed allowing him to run free for all the molesting charges. I was completely dead set at having him sent to jail for…

  • Train to School

    Take a closer look at this redesigned map of the London Underground by clicking the image on the right, I feel it is a unique piece of art which I incidently found on deviantart forum Mind The Gap

  • Torrent Fascination

    Gone are the days of Kaaza and Bearshear or even the old Napster, in come the world of torrent file servers. For the past few days I have been preoccupied with downloading numerous software and files shared on the torrent network. I have installed the software Azureus and have been busily using my 256k DSL…

  • Irritatingly Interesting

    If you cast your gaze at my sidepanel you will see an new addition Titled “How to Irritate People”, I have just recently compiled a huge list of more the 250 quotes of very interesting and mostly funny items that one can do to act irritating to people. You will be treated to a fresh…

  • Eye Color Calculator

    I Its always an intriguing question to guess the color of your children, as you all know its more a genetic probablity then a mere lucky guess. TheTech company has created this nifty website where you can easity calculate the eye color of your children. Its simple and all you have to do is enter…

  • Stress Reliever

    Check this Interactive Buddy flash presentation out, its a cute looking animation and you get to beat the shit out of him. To play the game you have to start by being friends with the character earning money along the way. But once you get rich you get to place grenades around the cute character…

  • Pentagon Confirms Quran Pissed on

    Breaking News: A few minutes ago Pentagon has just confirmed an incident of Quran being pissed on at Gitmo Bay. The U.S. military findings concluded that one soldier deliberately kicked the Quran, other guards hit the Quran with water balloons, and a soldier’s urine ‘splashed’ (nice word ‘splash’, it sounds so innocent, childlike and unintentional)…

  • Anonymous Prank Calls

    Its always been a fun deal to make anonymous prank phone calls to your friends and listen to their reaction. Well so much for finding the perfect prank call as Tricktel now has a nifty website which allows you to place these anonymous prank calls to any phone in the US (plus a few other…

  • Follow your traffic signs

    Basic commando training before applying for a driving license in Pakistan. It surely will get one used to the bumpy roads ahead. (Caption added at the request of my fellow blogger Shirazi, I would agree with him to add a comment to any humourous pictures as it probably adds to its humor well)

  • The Great John

    This was too good to pass by and had to share it with you all. The Great John Toilet Co. manufactures a toilet seat for the those with a gifted Ass. I can only presume that people with a gifted ass probably have a tough time negotiating with the miniature sized toilet seats that we…

  • An Aalim-like Encounter

    People ask me, why are you so dead set against Aamir Liaquat Hussain who commonly referred to as Aalim Online by his stage name. Reasons are innumerable, starting off with his set of fake degrees, his outlandish dress code, his fake humble attitude and the biggest reason of my animosity against him is that he…

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